Valentine Riddles – Better Late Than Never . . .Maybe!

What did the stamp say to the envelope?
❤Stick with me and we’ll go places.

What travels the world over and stays in one corner?
❤A stamp.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?
❤Nothing, it shuts up.

Whom do birds marry?
❤Their tweethearts.

Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
❤In the dictionary.

Is it better to write a love letter on an empty stomach or a full stomach?
❤It is better to write it on paper.

What is the longest word in the English language?
❤SMILES. There is a mile between the first and last letter.

Why is the letter A like a flower?
❤Because a B comes after it.

The Seedy Side of Valentine’s Day!

Okay, no dark side to the Valentine’s Day holiday but there comes a time when one finally has to dispose of the fading flowers. That day was today for me. My kindly husband, however, got me a second bouquet a few days after Valentine’s to supplement the vase arrangement but, they, too, were removed from the premises this morning aka thrown away. I snapped a quick picture of their final resting place in the kitchen trash before they left for good! Yes, I often get this philosophical before breakfast when I’m hungry!

Thoughtful Quotes for Valentine’s Day

“Love is patient, love is kind and is not jealous; love does not brag and is not arrogant, does not act unbecomingly; it does not seek its own, is not provoked, does not take into account a wrong suffered, does not rejoice in unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth; bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.” (1 Cor. 13:4-7

“Don’t you wives realize that your husbands might be saved because of you?” (1 Cor. 7:16)

“The heart of her husband trusts in her, and he will not lack anything good.”
(Prov. 31:11)

“When a man’s ways are pleasing to the Lord, he makes even his enemies to be at peace with him.” (Prov. 16:7

“Trust in the Lord with all your hear, and do not lean on your own understanding. Your ways acknowledge Him, and He will make your paths straight.” (Prov. 3:5-6)