Bob: “Hey Jim, did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?,

Jim: “You mean the one about Obama emasculating the military, and firing anyone who disagrees with him?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean about Obama wanting to grant citizenship to millions of illegals in order to lock in future Democrat election wins?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Obama saying the average family would save $2,500 on their health insurance premiums?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Forcing businesses to violate their religious beliefs by paying for abortion drugs?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Violating the rights and sanctity of our Churches?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Spending $634 million on a website that doesn’t work?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Obama calling for an increase in our debt when he lambasted Bush for the very same thing?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the one about Obama spending more than all previous presidents combined?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Intentionally trying to hurt Americans during the sequester?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Blocking veterans who secured our freedoms from their monuments, but giving the green light for Illegals to use Monument Mall?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Denying school kids the ability to tour the White House but still spending lavishly on his parties?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean Obama saying we can keep our insurance and doctors if we wanted to?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The NSA monitoring foreign diplomats?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the use of drones in our own country without legal authorization?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”

Bob: “No the other one:.

Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Giving Solyndra 500 million taxpayer dollars, and 3 months later siting idly by as they declared bankruptcy?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails, text messages, and everything else?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Millions of Americans losing their health care coverage?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Forcing Americans to pay sky high premiums for health insurance coverage that they don’t want, and will never use?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Denying Arizona the right to protect its own borders?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Providing weapons to Syrian rebels, many of whom are Al Queda?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Rice, Sebelius, and Holder all lying to Congress?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The President using nearly 1 trillion dollars of stimulus money to fund his cronies and the unions?”

Bob: “No, the other one”

Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that scandal about the 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers…….and how they stuck us again with the most pandering and corrupt administration in American history?”

Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”