History Test Results – The World Is In Serious Trouble!

When you think your children have learned nothing, check out these real exam bloopers.

*Possession by spirits means feeling like the devil.
*A seminary is a place where they bury the dead.
*Yom Kippur was a general in the Japanese Army.
*The result of the Reformation was that people could choose to be either Catholics or Pugilists
*The less said about Nero, the better.
*Before a man could become a monk, he had to have his tonsils cut.
*Buddha is worshiped chiefly in Buddha Pest.
*The names of the three wise men are Winken, Blinken and Nod.
*False doctrine means giving people the wrong medicine.
*The Crusades was a movement to drive the turkeys out of Europe.
*A martyr is something like a bachelor.
*A millennium is like a centennial, only it has more legs.

Observing the Liturgical Year!

There was an older couple that had fought almost constantly since the day they had been married over 25 years ago. Since they were Catholic, they both knew that divorce was out of the question. As Lent approached, the wife said to her husband, “Look, we both know that we can’t go on like this. Why don’t we pray this Lent that the Lord take one of us home. . .that way I can go and live with my sister.”