Valentine Riddles – Better Late Than Never . . .Maybe!

What did the stamp say to the envelope?
❤Stick with me and we’ll go places.

What travels the world over and stays in one corner?
❤A stamp.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?
❤Nothing, it shuts up.

Whom do birds marry?
❤Their tweethearts.

Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
❤In the dictionary.

Is it better to write a love letter on an empty stomach or a full stomach?
❤It is better to write it on paper.

What is the longest word in the English language?
❤SMILES. There is a mile between the first and last letter.

Why is the letter A like a flower?
❤Because a B comes after it.