So many things we wouldn’t be aware of if it wasn’t for the watch dogs at Fox News Insider who have been keeping track of all the guilty parties to blame for Hillary Clinton’s dramatic loss last November.
Wait, what or who are Content Farms in Macedonia? Seems Miz Clinton feels there is a group of social media experts in Macedonia who helped turn the tide in her unsuccessful bid for the White House. Where is Macedonia? Seems a single town in formerly Yugoslavia Republic of Macedonia had about 100 Pro-Trump sites which were manned by unemployed people to make a few dollars. The goal was to produce eye-catching headlines, post them on social media and then earn a few dollars depending on how many hits they could generate. Amazing how that could have taken the election so drastically from Hillary’s grasp.
The ever increasing list of those on Hillary’s blame list include (so far!):
The Federal Bureau of Investigation
Low information voters
Everyone who assumed she’d win
Bad polling numbers
Obama for winning two terms
People wanting change
The New York Times
Democrats not making the right documentaries
Content Farms in Macedonia
The Republican Party
The Democratic Party
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a genie’s lamp. He picked it up – rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes. The genie said, I can only grant you one wish. So…What’ll it be?”
He said, “I want to be remembered for bringing peace to the Middle East, instead of that other stuff with Monica, and Jennifer, and the rest of those women. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.” The genie looked at the map of the Middle East and exclaimed, “These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m good, but not that good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish.”
Bill thought for a minute and said, “You know, people really don’t like my wife, Hillary. They think she’s mean, ugly, and that she lies all the time. I wish for her to be the most honest and most beautiful woman in the world, and I want everyone to like her.
The genie let out a long sigh and said, “OK… Lemme see that map again.”