Parental Translations

Words of Wisdom from the Internet:

Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots.

Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.

Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.

Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

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