Women’s Lib is not working! At an Ash Wednesday Mass, the celebrant had four, female Eucharistic Ministers in attendance. After Communion, the celebrant and deacon sat down and one guess who ‘did the dishes’?
When questioning two rookie altar boys as to who would be best to ring the bells at Mass, one quickly replied, “Oh, we are both equally bad at bells!”
My altar boy son had rung the Consecration bells perfectly until the last elevation when suddenly he rang the bells extra loud and long. When I asked him what that was about, he said, “I noticed someone not paying attention in the front row so I thought I’d wake them up!”