Texting Codes for Seniors

Hey, the aging population doesn’t want to get left out! Give us a big screen SmartPhone and a magnifying glass and we can be just as inventive in our texting.

Now seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD – At the Doctor

* BFF Best Friends Funeral

* BTW – Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM – Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center

* DWI – Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA – Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO – Â Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL – Living on Lipitor

* OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT – Texting on Toilet

* WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

Hope these help. GGLKI

(Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

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