Honest Hymn Titles

Not really found in any hymnal that I know of but many seem to fit the attitudes of the congregation . . . or, perhaps, the absence of some of the congregation.

“Oh, How I Like Jesus”

“Onward Christian Reserves”

“Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following”

“Take My Life and Let Me Be”

Then, there are the songs which can be dedicated to our activities:

45mph……………….God Will Take Care of You

65mph……………….Nearer My God To Thee

85mph……………….This World Is Not My Home

95mph………………..Lord, I’m Coming Home

And, the hymns which can be dedicated to specific vocations in life:

Dentist’s Hymn…………………………Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman’s Hymn…………………..There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor’s Hymn……………………..The Church’s One Foundation
The Tailor’s Hymn……………………….Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer’s Hymn………………………There’s a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician’s Hymn…………………..Standing on the Promises